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Fun times with the Czech meteorologists / cesti meteorologovove maji smysl pro humor

Bismarcova rozhledna google image The Czech city of Frantiskovy Lazne has the wittiest meteorologists. Read this board which is hanging off of the Bismark observation tower.

-translation follows

CZ: Jak se zda, tak Frantiskovy Lazne maji velmi vtipne meteorology. Prectete si nasledujici nastenku, ktera je povesena hned vedle jakehosi vseznameho lana.


Bismarkova rozhledna in Frantiskovy LazneBOARD TRANSLATION:
Metheorology services at the Bismark observation tower

  • If the rope is dry, the weather is nice.
  • If the rope is wet, it is raining.
  • If the rope is deflected, it is windy.
  • If the rope is hanging motionless, it is not windy.
  • If the rope is horizontal with the ground, it is cyclone weather.
  • If you cannot see the rope, it is foggy.
  • If the rope is swinging from side to side, you are experiencing an earthquake.
  • If the rope is disapearing in front of your eyes, stop drinking.
  • If the rope is talking to you, stop smoking weed.
  • If there is no rope, you are in the Czech Republic.

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3 comments… add one
  • Marika April 25, 2010, 9:19 am

    Only Czechs could come-up with how to forecast a weather using a rope(:

  • Sarka April 25, 2010, 10:31 am

    Haha – vypada to jo, ze tam maji az moc volneho casu 🙂

  • Vlastimil April 29, 2010, 4:57 pm

    No jestli je ta rozhledna v Cechach, tak zbytecne delali tabulku moc velkou.. Stejne tam za chvili ten provaz nebude, tak proc to okecavat? I kdyz je pravda, kdyby ta tabulka byla moc mala, obashujici jen vysvetleni, proc tam ten provaz neni, tak by urcite zmizela i ta tabulka a nikdo by se nedozvedel, jak jsou Cesi vtipni …. 🙂

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