The Czech city of Frantiskovy Lazne has the wittiest meteorologists. Read this board which is hanging off of the Bismark observation tower.
-translation follows
CZ: Jak se zda, tak Frantiskovy Lazne maji velmi vtipne meteorology. Prectete si nasledujici nastenku, ktera je povesena hned vedle jakehosi vseznameho lana.
BOARD TRANSLATION:
Metheorology services at the Bismark observation tower
- If the rope is dry, the weather is nice.
- If the rope is wet, it is raining.
- If the rope is deflected, it is windy.
- If the rope is hanging motionless, it is not windy.
- If the rope is horizontal with the ground, it is cyclone weather.
- If you cannot see the rope, it is foggy.
- If the rope is swinging from side to side, you are experiencing an earthquake.
- If the rope is disapearing in front of your eyes, stop drinking.
- If the rope is talking to you, stop smoking weed.
- If there is no rope, you are in the Czech Republic.
Only Czechs could come-up with how to forecast a weather using a rope(:
Haha – vypada to jo, ze tam maji az moc volneho casu 🙂
No jestli je ta rozhledna v Cechach, tak zbytecne delali tabulku moc velkou.. Stejne tam za chvili ten provaz nebude, tak proc to okecavat? I kdyz je pravda, kdyby ta tabulka byla moc mala, obashujici jen vysvetleni, proc tam ten provaz neni, tak by urcite zmizela i ta tabulka a nikdo by se nedozvedel, jak jsou Cesi vtipni …. 🙂