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Why is the skin of Czech girls so beautiful? Try to use lard! / Proc je plet ceskych zen tak krasna? Zkuste pouzit sadlo!

soap yahoo imageIn her article “The secrets of the Czech complexion” Rosie Johnson expresses her perplexion over the beauty of Czech girls’ skin during the winter times and calls them the “Sun-kissed goddesses”. I don’t mean to brag or anything but being Czech myself, I have to say I have gotten some positive comments on my skin complexion as well. Needless to say, that I have just recently discovered that there is actually a specific kind of soap for your face! I is kind of embarrassing that up till recently I have just been using water (or a regular bar of soap) to wash my face down. But my friend decided to educate me one day and made me buy one of those fancy face soaps (for about $20,000 a bottle) and the result??? It smells good but it burns my eyes and my skin looks EXACTLY the same! So you know what am I going to do after I am finished with that bottle….save my $$$ and go back to my bar of soap!

Going back one generation, my mother LOVES to tan. Ever since I was little I can remember her putting only the sun-attracting applications on: lard and butter during the tougher times; once the Wall fell down and various sun-tanning products became widely available, she stopped with her barbaric lard-manners and now she is not using anything when she tans. As you can tell, the depletion of the Ozone layer doesn’t bother her a bit and – I have to say – her skin looks great.

Anyhow, you can read up more on Rosie Johnson’s story here:

CZ: Rosie Johnson z Radia Prahy se v jejim clanku zamysli nad krasou pleti ceskych zen, zejmena behem zimnich mesicu. Ja osobne musim rici, ze jsem take dostala par komplimentu ohledne me pleti. Co je na tom ale nejlepsi je, ze jsem pouze nedavno objevila, ze na plet existuji specificka mydla! Ja jsem svuj cely zivot pouzivala bud vodu anebo normalni klasicke mydlo az me jednoho dne kamardka donutila, abych si jednu z techto pletovych mydel zakoupila. No co vam mam povidat, lahvicka stala asi $20 000 a vysledek? Voni to hezky, ale pali me z toho oci a ma plet vypada uplne stejne! To znamena, ze po tomoto vyzkumnem experimentu se opet vratim zpatky k me kostce mydla a usetrim!

Kdyz se podivam na minulou generaci, respektivne moji mamu, tam je to jeste horsi. Mamka se hrozne rada opaluje. Velmi dobre si z detstvi pamatuju, jak si na sebe natirala ruzne druhy tuku, aby slunecni paprsky co nejvice prilakala (nejaka Ozonova dira ji vubec nevzrusovala). Po padu komunismu se v obchodech zacaly objevovat tisice ruznych kremu na opalovani a mama to vyresila tak, ze ted uz nepouziva vubec nic. A vite co? Jeji plet vypada stale vyborne!

Cely clanek Rosie Johnsonove si muze te precist kliknutim zde:

http://www.radio.cz/en/issue/99306

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6 comments… add one
  • Petr January 11, 2008, 3:39 am

    Yes, you are absolutely right. Dogs lard is the best for the chest and your skin as well.
    Great article about dogs lard – old Czech tradition !!!

  • Tanja January 11, 2008, 4:00 am

    I did not know that it was DOG lard!! Well, I learned something new….although, my mom did hate the next-door neighbor’s dog so she may have just secretly cooked it and make the “tanning cream” out of it….I am not sure 😉

  • Linda January 11, 2008, 2:27 pm

    Yes…you are right…my mother uses only lard for her face..and result? She looks like thirty year old women:-)..and is almost seventy:-)…but I hate the lard on my cheeks, when I kiss her.

  • Tanja January 11, 2008, 4:33 pm

    I know how that feels…Why don’t you just blow her a kiss? That way you won’t have to get all greasy and stuff.

  • Jana January 6, 2009, 6:28 pm

    $ 20 000 za lahvicku??? Co to proboha je?
    Ja mam vyborne mydlo na oblicej od firmy Lush. Jmenuje se to Cole Face a ma vynikajici cistici ucinky. Tady v Seattlu a okoli maji dva obchody, ale jinak jsou i online.

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