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Silicone nurses get the job done! / Silikovove sestricky vas vyleci!

nurse google imageDoes your health care system suffer with the deficiency of a nursing staff? Learn from the Czechs! One private clinic in Prague decided to offer nurses a complimentary silicone-enhanced breasts if they sign up for a 3-year contract with them. About 10 nurses have agreed to this offer already and 7 other women are still considering it. This new technique seems to be working as the hospital recorded a 10% increase in job applicants ever since it started offering their bonus package.  Meanwhile, the women’s right activists are going bananas, complaining that the hospital activities are an insult the the nursing profession. Bottom line, the nurses are happy, the hospital is happy and I am sure the patients are happy too :0)

What do you think about this?

CZ: Trpi vase nemocnice nedostatkem zdravotnich sester? Priucte se od Cechu! Jedna prazska privatni nemocnice to vyresila tak, ze aplikantkam slibila umele poprsi – musi ovsem podepsat kotrakt na 3 roky. 10 zdravotnich sester jiz k neobvykle nabidce vesele prikyvlo a 7 dalsich aplikantu si to jeste rozmysli. Jedno je jasne: nova technika se vyplatila, protoze pocet aplikantu se zvysil o 10%, silikonove sestricky vesele poskakuji po nemocnicnich pokojich a muzskym pacientum to take asi neni neprijemne. Kdo se ale certi? Aktiviste za zenska prava! Pry jsou tyto nove nemocnicni mravy urazkou samotne sesterske profesi.

Co si o tom myslite vy?

Source: http://www.radio.cz/en/article/116791

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11 comments… add one
  • Karen June 7, 2009, 5:34 pm

    What’s to keep the nurses working there after they get their surgery done? If those ladies would only learn how much more lucrative a larger raise, compounded year after year is, they would buy their own surgery and take the money!

  • Tanja June 7, 2009, 10:40 pm

    I agree with you Karen and 3 years is a long time to work for your enhanced chest deal! It just doesn’t really make sense; those women are dealing with the sickly and dying meanwhile they worry about the size of their breasts? I am sorry, but how superficial is that!

  • King Wenceslas June 8, 2009, 7:03 am

    They were supposed to implent for them Brains instead of boobs

  • Vlastimil June 8, 2009, 9:01 am

    Karen, I suspect, that if the nurses broke the contracts, they would have to return their boobs.

  • Vlastimil June 8, 2009, 9:02 am

    I agree with the hospital management….It is much more pleasant to be dying while watching a nurse with steady and healthy chest 🙂

  • Vlastimil June 8, 2009, 9:05 am

    This “silicon deal” also suggests, that well aged nurses are disqualified by default…Who wants to waste a silicone on soon to be retired nurses ?

  • Tanja June 8, 2009, 10:26 am

    Hahaha…that’s funny! Maybe if she decides to leave after only one year then she can keep one of her implants??? Hopefully??? If worse comes to worse, she can always put bunch of socks into the other bra cup ;))

  • Jana B June 8, 2009, 11:10 am

    Tano, “nursing staff” mas tam stuff. Jen jestli si to nechces opravit. A smaz taky muj koment, dik!

  • Vlastimil June 8, 2009, 11:14 am

    No, no …. I think the “nursing stuff” is the right name for the synthetic boops….;)

  • Tanja June 8, 2009, 3:22 pm

    no, pravda pravdouci, diky Jano, i kdyz “stuff” by se tam taky hodilo, jak navrhnul Vlastimil :))

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