January 2009

flickr calendarA lot of Czech/Slovak stuff is going on in New York this month!! If you are a fan of classical music, then this is your month because the Czech Symphony Orchestra is touring the US. If you are more into the movie scene you can meet the dean of the the Czech University of Film (FAMU) and discuss any Czech movie either with him or with  the Czech film students that he brought along. For those who are interested in architecture, this month also introduces the exhibition of Czech cubism.

CZ: Ahoj! Hodne se toho tento mesic kona v New Yorku! Take pro priznivce klasicke hudby je toho dosti na vyber; Cesky filharmonicky orchestr totiz koncertuje po USA. Jestlize se radsi divate na televizi a bydlite ve Washingtonu, jdete se seznamit s reditelem ceske FAMU (mate take prilezitost vynadat mu za jakykoliv cesky film, ktery se vam v zivote nelibil). Pro fanousky architektury zacina tento mesic vystava ceskeho kubismu.

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cosmic future google imageMy linguistic buddy Jamie forwarded me this awesome YouTube video the other day (thank you Jamie!) which you just have to watch; it is a REAL documentary about what Czechs and Slovaks  in 1957 expected in the “cosmic” year of 2000 to look like. When I watched it for the first time, I could not believe it was real! But it is real!!!
PS: the movie has English subtitles :0)

CZ: Muj linguisticky kamos Jamie mi nedavno doporucil YouTube video, na ktere se proste musite podivat. Je to vynatek ze zpravodajstvi ceske televize (CT1) z roku 1957, ktere divakum predstavuje, jak by mel “kosmicky” rok 2000 vubec vypadat. Je to fakt sranda – tedy to, ze to ti zpravodajove mysli vazne :0) [click to continue…]

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Hansard and Irglova image/ www.huffingtonpost.comThe Oscar-winning couple, Glen Hansard (Ireland)  and Marketa Irglova (CZ), are no longer dating. They are still touring together but the romance has evaporated. You can read more about this celebrity couple right here (click here).

CZ: Oskarovy parecek Glena Hansarda a Markety Irglove se nedavno rozpadl. Nadale spolu zpivaji na vyprodanych konzertech, ale romance z jejich vztahu jaksi vyprsela. Vice se o teto dvojce dovite zde (kliknete zde).

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grumpy face /flickr imageMichael informed us the other day that Czech drivers are not as crazy as the whole world seems to think so. He also crushed some other stereotypes about the Czechs…read up:

CZ: Michal nas pred par dny stroze informoval, ze Cesi vlastne vubec zadni blaznivi ridici nejsou, prave naopak. V nasledujicich zapiscich se mu podarilo nabourat take dalsi stereotypy o Cesich, ktere jiz par (desitek?) let koluji zemekouli…

Myths to debunk or otherwise exterminate

Myth 1.  Czechs don’t smile.

Fact.  Czechs smile all the time (well, perhaps not the few we met walking in the woods near Marianske Lazne.  Maybe they had bunions or were Germans – who could know).  But everyone else did.  I haven’t met anyone yet who does not enjoy a compliment.  So try that.  The lady walking her dog (“nice dog – hezky pes”), the shopowner with pretty goods, the man living in the house of my wife’s great grandfather who wondered why some woman was photographing his house – all smiled hugely with a simple compliment (and simple it had to be with my Czech language skills). [click to continue…]

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embarrassed face google imageIt’s  time to talk about the embarrassing stuff. How many of you, the non-native English speakers, have NOT had an embarrassing experience while you were in the process of learning English? I bet every one of you has a story. I personally can remember (and it would be impossible to forget) at least 2 moments when I faced the eternal embarrassment of all times : the first time I was talking to my boss, explaining to her that I had had a terrible stomach flu, where I had eaten too much popcorn and it had blown up in my testicles (instead of the word “intestines“) and that is why I had been throwing up the whole weekend. The other time, not long after this particular speech accident I was at a party where the host decided to introduce me to this magical thing called a Theracane (great stuff by the way!). It’s basically a simple plastic massaging stick but the way it is bent one can massage his own back with no problems. Anyway, as I was testing this instrument in front of her, I whispered with a satisfying tone in my voice: “It really gets my nuts” instead of “It really gets my knots“. Oblivious to what I just said, I did not catch the weird looks everyone had on their faces. Fortunately my good husband saved me and gently corrected my pronunciation. And then we all had a good laugh; and I also felt embarrassed for about 6 months after that. Actually I still get red when I think about it -  like right now. [click to continue…]

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Entropa google image / representation of Bulgaria: toilet seatLet’s talk about Entropa. For those who are not familiar with that term, it is an art exhibition, which was unveiled in Brussels at the beginning of the Czech EU presidency. Basically, it is a stylised map which depicts  all of the 27  EU countries in their “characteristic” way, but to many also in a very shocking way. The artifact managed to create a diplomatic conflict with Bulgaria which is represented on the map as a squatting toilet seat(see the picture). The creator of Entropa, a well-known Czech artist David Cerny, defends himfelf by saying that he wanted to test  whether Europe was able of self-mockery. The Czech president Vaclav Klaus did appoligize to the offended countries. The PM Mirek Topolanek, who has been lately doing a wonderful job by the way, said to this: ” We should definitelly not appologize, the artist has  done so”. He also added to it: “We Czechs often make fun of ourselves, and then we do not fully understand when others do not like it if we make fun of them”. [click to continue…]

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jack bauer google imageDo you ever watch the immortal CIA agent Jack Bauer from “24″? While the show is currently on its 7th season, Jack is still entertaining millions of viewers (including those in the Czech Republic). Most people don’t know, however, that the Czechs have their OWN Jack Bauer. His name is Emil Kucera and he is a stout entomologist. Why does he resemble the qualities of Mr. Bauer? Let me give you the highlights:

About a year ago, Emil and his colleague stole couple of hundreds of bugs from the Indian National Park near Singalia. I am sure they crossed the bug law for the better cause but the Indians did not see it that way. Since Emil did not have the permission to do that he got charged with 3 (!!!) years of prison while his partner was let go. Emil did not waist time after the verdict and managed to escape from the Indian prison. Now we are finding out that it was the Czech CIA who helped him escape! [click to continue…]

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crazy driver google imageOur friend Michael and his dear wife went to vacation in the Czech Republic this last spring. I told Michael to keep a mental “diary” of his travels and he did a very good job. Here is the first part of their Czech adventure – the driving part!

CZ: Nas kamarad Michal a jeho manzelka  jeli na jare navstivit Cechy. Michal mi slibil, ze si poridi denicek, a ze si do nej kazdy den bude psat :0)). Prvni cast jejich zazitku je tady a pripoutejte se protoze se tyka ceskych ridicu!!!

Travels in Czech; the lighter side

The answer to the question you’ve always wanted to know is . . .

Yes, . .  it is possible to get a traffic ticket for driving the wrong way in a gas station in the Czech Republic.  Luckily for us, the policeman who drove up to us in the gas station was dazzled by my knowledge of Czech and did not give us that ticket.  More likely, he found my Czech so abysmally bad he wanted to leave before he exploded in laughter.  Or, even more likely, he liked my wife’s blue eyes and let Her off, not me.  Anyway, it was enough to make me a little nervous. [click to continue…]

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snowy forest/ flickr image To add to the diversity of this blog I decided I am going to introduce you to the world of Czech and Slovak fairy tales (and if you know all about them it may just be a good review for you). Since we are currently in the middle of – for some of us – quite the hash winter, there is no better suited children’s tale than the one about the Twelve Months (O Dvanacti Mesickach). I found it translated into English  in the “Hudba in the Czech Republic” blog and that person did a marvelous job (Czech translation can be found here):

CZ: Ahoj! Tak jsem si rikala, ze bych mohla k pestrosti tohoto blogu take pridat treba pohadky. Vestina lidi ted dosti mrzne, tak jsem si rikala, ze je velmi vhodne venovat se pohadce O dvanacti mesickach, co rikate? Anglicky preklad jsem nasla na blogu zvanem “Hudba in the Czech Republic” a cesky preklad muzete najit zde (kliknete zde).

ONCE UPON A TIME there lived a mother who had two daughters. One was her own child, the other her stepdaughter. She was very fond of her own daughter, but she would not so much as look at her step-daughter. The only reason was that Maruša, the stepdaughter, was prettier than her own daughter, Holena. The gentle-hearted Maruša did not know how beautiful she was, and so she could never make out why her mother was so cross with her whenever she looked at her. She had to do all the housework, tidying up the cottage, cooking, washing, and sewing, and then she had to take the hay to the cow and look after her. She did all this work alone, while Holena spent the time adorning herself and lazing about. But Maruša liked work, for she was a patient girl, and when her mother scolded and rated her, she bore it like a lamb. [click to continue…]

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Telc /flickr image Telc, also called the “Moravian Venice” is a true pearl of Moravia, the south-east region of the Czech Republic. Reflected in the surface of peaceful ponds, the royal city was founded at the beginning of 12th century, located on the crossroads of busy merchant routes. Its very beginnings are connected with the victory of the fearless Moravian Duke Otto II who, in order to commemorate his victory, built a chapel and later also a local church with its surrounding buildings, which is the Old Town of today. Later it was bought out by the most famous Czech king, Charles IV  who later exchanged it with Jindrich of Hradec for another (probably more exciting?) castle. The Hradec family is the one who made the city as beautiful as it is today. They build the Telc castle, the water fortifications and the beautiful Gothic houses around the large marketplace. Unfortunately half of it was burnt to the ground in 1368 and later burnt some more by the Hussites who conquered the whole town except for the castle. [click to continue…]

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