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Czech/Slovak Easter: run for your life! / Jsou tu zase Velikonoce - schovejte se zensky nez bude pozde! March 17, 2008

Filed under: Czech traditions, Stories — Tanja @ 4:13 pm

easter yahoo imageEaster is coming up so let’s talk about the Czech Easter. What am I about to say here may be really interesting for those who didn’t grow up in Czech or Slovakia (and a “nice” reminder for those who did). The “My Czech Republic” website gives you the cheery and playful version of this tradition but my recollection is not so cheery. Of course, we do the fun stuff like coloring the eggs, baking cakes in a shape of a lamb and sing merry songs. However, as I mentioned in my other posts, Czechs really like their alcohol (they have been no.1 beer-drinking consumers for ages now) and if you mix that with Easter - or any other celebration - things can get pretty crazy.

I can speak with a dose of authority since I have experienced the “wonders” of Czech Easter many, many times. As I mentioned before, when I was a kid my family spent the weekends/holidays at our cottage, located in a little quaint village near Prague. And villages are the places where things get REALLY crazy when holidays - especially Easter - come around.

So what would a traditional Easter Sunday look like? In the morning the girls would be finishing up coloring their eggs and arranging snack on fancy plates, getting ready for the friendly (or maybe not-so-friendly) visitors. The guys would have a hearty breakfast, a shot of vodka instead of an orange juice and they would then go off into the woods to collect the pussy willow twigs and braid them into a whip. When no pussy willows were available they would just equip themselves with whatever was around: shovel? Gardening hoe? The Czech male imagination can run wild with just a minimum dose of vodka. Once armed, they have lunch - or they probably skip lunch - have a couple more vodka shots instead, grab their whips, sometimes even egg baskets, their booze and are off to find anything that had a female resemblance . They would usually start off at the neighbor’s house. If you were one of the first houses the mob visited, you were lucky: the guys are still kind of sober, kind of polite and kind of mellow. You let them into the living room - or better - just a hallway, give them some refreshments, offer them more vodka and let them “spank” you. If they still have their egg baskets, you would also stuff couple of eggs in them and if you are lucky they leave afterwards. True, traditionally, you also have a right to douse them with a pot of water as a playful response to their beating, but you really don’t want to prolong the whole situation, plus the floor would get all wet and you would spend the rest of the day cleaning it up…..

Now, what happens, when you are one of those last houses being visited? By that time the mob has thinned down to just the “fittest” in the group who still have the ability to walk and talk (or rather slur) some. They are not so polite and meek anymore; they are very loud, very energetic, bordering on aggressive. If you are smart, you just cut to the chase, let them beat you and offer them some more vodka. They will then either pass out on your sofa or - if you are lucky - they will leave to celebrate the end of Easter “festivities” in the local pub. Our cottage was one of the few “lucky” ones, located at the end of the village. That means that most of the time, my mom and I would just leave for a VERY long walk in the woods. Sometimes we would just close down the cottage - blinds and all - to pretend like no one was home. I don’t think I will ever forget the stressed out expression on my mom’s face when Easter Sunday came around. On that day she would wake me up with something like “Good morning, don’t forget, it’s Easter today, so pack your things - we are leaving in 20 minutes”.

I am just wondering: how did the traditional celebration of Easter change to “Hey, Jesus has risen, let’s beat the women!”??

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Say Says:

My girl friend is all excited because she thinks a friend will let her get some willow branches for Easter :).

My mom’s home town is just over the mountains in Poland and she told me about the day after easter being “Shmingus Dingus” - mutual water fights day. She never said anything about beating the girls with a whip so I suspect there is Czech blood in my family tree.

I read that 10% of the people in the US enjoy spanking as a form of entertainment.

 
Tanja Says:

Yeah, I am not sure if the Polish people have the same “women-beating” tradition but it would make sense that they would since Poland borders with the Czech Republic. Or maybe I just revealed the national secret?? Ups….

 
Vonya Says:

Boy, I would certainly be apprehensive of Easter every year, if I had that experience! That sounds like a fraternity party gone wrong! I do recall getting a spanking on my birthday…one for each year and one to ‘grow on’. (It wasn’t a spanking that hurt, and not one that I recall past like my 8th birthday, but still a very strange tradition.)Our Easter went something like this: I woke up at the crack of dawn on Easter morning to find an easter basket filled with chocolates and easter grass and marshmellow peeps and usually a coloring book of some sort, along with a huge chocolate bunny and a stuffed animal bunny. I had absolutely no clue what Easter actually represented–that Jesus rose from the dead on the third day after dying on the cross on Good Friday. No clue that Jesus died for me, and in doing so, gave me the opportunity to have a personal relationship with Him, for eternity. No, I thought it was about copious amounts of candy. After the easter baskets were torn apart and all the contents consumed, my sister and I would put on our easter dresses and have a brunch with family in the afternoon. Anyhow, now that I’m married with three little children, I plan to give them the Easter basket with a little bit of chocolate, a coloring book and to tell them about Jesus and his sacrifice for all of us. I pray that they have the hope in the Lord that I did not have as a child. Perhaps they will be more at peace than I was as a girl!

 
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Tanja Says:

I agree Vonya, the real spirit of Easter has somehow completely disappeared….what do Easter bunnies and colored eggs have to do with Jesus being crucified on the cross??

 
Say_Oy Says:

So the Czech tradition of whipping girls with willow whips makes sense - a reminder of what Christ endured on his way to be crucified. And the men drink to celebrate that they managed to modify the holiday so the women get beaten. I like being a man. But where does getting doused with water come from?

 
Tanja Says:

There is an idea! Now it all makes sense….
One of my readers wrote sent me an article print-out explaining the “women-beating” tradition and here it goes (unfortunatelly it doesn’t add up with the above proposed “Jesus is the reason for the season” hypothesis):
“Slapping Custom Background”
[I]t’s not only Ashkenazic Jews [Jews from central and eastern Europe] who have/had the custom of slapping girls in the face at menarche. It’s an old Slavic custom, although in Slavic tradition it was the father and not the mother who did the slapping. I suspect the Ashkenazic custom derives from that, although among Jews it would have to be a woman doing the slapping because of the laws of niddah.

My Slavic mother, who converted to Judaism, never slapped me, nor was she slapped by her father, but she was the one who originally told me about this custom. As it was explained to me, the purpose of the slapping (at least among Slavs) was to bring a rush of blood to the girl’s face and thus to keep her from bleeding excessively at the lower end of her torso. I’ve observed during extensive travels through Eastern Europe, mostly in small towns and rural areas, that there are a lot of Slavic folk customs are quite similar to those of Ashkenazic Jews, so this explanation makes at least as much sense as any other, if not more, considering that as far as I know there isn’t a belief about menstrual “uncleanliness” among Slavs (Christian or Pagan) which compares to that in traditional Jewish belief and practice.

Having only recently read the article, by Caren Appel-Slingbaum, about the slapping of Jewish girls by their mothers upon menstruating for the first time, I would just like to add that this was done to me by my mother. My mother, who is of Polish origin, told me that she did this because she never wanted me to lose color in my face (ie. never be pale). Presumably, the slapping process retains a healthy color on our faces. My mother’s handprint on my face cheek disappeared rather quickly, and I am still always pale. Thank goodness for blush make-up. And so much for this tradition which I am happy to report ends with me as I will not do likewise to my daughter!

 
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